Lawon Andre Harvey Washington 

Above the City and State Level.
Untouchable by the Court system.
Entitled to and enforcer and Dictator of the Nation's Capital.
One of many bosses of federally funded programs.
Statements cannot be refuted/Negated.
Entitled to knowledge provided by the City, State and federal Government.

*walks up to car lot*
Me:"give me a car of my choosing"
salesperson:"You must be Lawon Andre Harvey Washington"
*throws him the keys to the vehicle"

Law Washington on Washington untouchable above Not obligated Boss Entitled Court

Lawon Andre Harvey Washington by TheWon(one) February 23, 2017

Lee Harvey Oswald 

The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.

Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her.

Lee Harvey Oswald by brown sugar69 June 17, 2010

Steve Harvey disease

The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.

"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"

Steve Harvey disease by Mary92669 April 19, 2016

Steve Harvey 

Someone who asks for something but gets shocked in return when you give them the answer

Steve Harvey: name something that was bigger than it was 5 years ago
Michael: Mah pp
Steve Harvey: *Angered confused noises comparable to someone strangling an ice cream van*

Steve Harvey by HaajPaaj December 16, 2019

lee harvey oswald 

The man who shot JFK.

Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!

Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.

lee harvey oswald by HTTR21 January 17, 2008

pulling a harvey 

Sexually harassing a member of the opposite sex. Getting raped in jail after raping someone. Karma?

I was pulling a Harvey and went to jail. Now a Harvey is being pulled on me.

pulling a harvey by WWMF May 28, 2009

guy harvey 

g-hi har-vee
noun

1. Used to describe a generic type of man.

2. A brand of clothing associated with the fishing industry.

3. Also can be used as an insult in which one is referred to as being dim-witted.

Ruben is such a guy harvey.

He's wearing a blue Guy Harvey shirt.

Whatever, guy harvey. You're so dumb.

guy harvey by just jill August 3, 2005