Guitar

This is an instument that has strings. Not just six. There can be a lot. The most ive ever seen was twelve. If played right, it can be used to controlle peoples emotions.If playe wrong, it can attract preps who love jocks.

Example 1.
guy 1. I play the blues. * proceeds to play blues*
guy 2. This is so depressing. * lays down to die*

Example 2.
ass 1. I can play five chords on my flea market guitar and vaguely sing about a girl/guy named you.
Big group of girls. OMG ROFL HE IS SOOOO FUCKING SENSITIVE LOLZ LETS ADMIRE HIM!!!

by rottinghead June 20, 2009

Guitar Hero

A whoreish chick that plays the guitar on her vagina when fucked. Should also be called GH for short.

I banged Guitar Hero last night. GH is a freak!

Guitar Hero sucks at playing her own guitar! She got boo'd off the stage when I was fucking her.

While I was trying fuck Guitar Hero, she started playing Stairway to Heaven on her pussy.

by downtown dweller mofo September 22, 2010

Guitar Hero

A video game, originally published by RedOctane for Playstation 2, wherein a player uses a controller shaped like a Gibson SG as if it were a real-life, honest-to-God, swear-on-your-mother's-spatula guitar. Much like Dance Dance Revolution, coloured shapes fly atcha - you hold the corresponding coloured button down and strum. That's how complicated it is, really.
Evidently, there are guitar players who see this game as an abhorration of musical performance, as those who do not play guitar can now revel in the virtual panties thrown on their virtual stage. But there's nothing wrong with the game - there are those who play both Guitar Hero and a real guitar, with equal relish... tasty, tasty relish.
The choice is up to you... keep in mind that, however wonderful you and your friends may think you sound, the music industry isn't all that easy to be part of. And no way you can have a problem with playing 'Bark At The Moon' as the fuckin' Grim Ripper.

I am a Guitar Hero. Jimi Hendrix is a guitar hero. But if he could, you know he'd play this damn game.

by Underglow March 11, 2007

Viveck Gupta

Retarted bastard with an IQ of -10

A monkey is smarter than Viveck.

by Viveck Gupta May 24, 2003

Guitar fag

A person who plays guitar all the time, and gets cocky about his great skills. They often make fun of others who, no matter how long they have been playing for or what genre they like to play. they also normally tend to think that their way of playing is the best.

Anthony is a guitar fag for thinking neoclassical is the best.

by Scene Hor June 10, 2008

NMG (No Me Gusta)

NMG or " No Me Gusta" a phrase that translates to "I don't like" in Spanish. It is used as a response to something unpleasant, unfortunate, irrational, ugly, gross, and generally bad.

Pronunciation: No May Goosta, best if said with an English accent/ poorly pronounced Spanish.

"Yeah that movie...NMG"

"I have to miss happy hour, I'm working late."
"NMG (no me gusta)"

"Um, we haven't hung out in forever - NMG!"

On twitter: #NMG

by Almita August 2, 2011

guitar

1. A multiple-stringed instrument (usually 6,7, or 12 strings) that either uses a hollow wooden body to resonate sound waves or uses a solid wooden body in conjunction with electro-magnets.

2. A girl on 404 Error.

1. Jimi Hendrix is one of thebest guitarists of our time.

2. Guitar's boyfriend has an uncanny resemblance to Jesus.

by J. "Daniels" Langley December 21, 2003