gronchet

Walk in a weird fashion

He gracefully gronchetted down the street

by Groncheter May 9, 2021

Gerontoneanic

When a middle age person dates an older person to feel younger

my mom was dating a gerontoneanic man who brought up there age gap to seem younger

by Francis Jean June 26, 2021

Gronk

Another term used for a Gregory

Gregory:Hey guys what’s up
Joe:GRONK

by 11sugardaddy_.11 July 12, 2021

Grondle

Rock band from LA who is sick and tired of their name being confused with the definitions above

Grondle f_ckin' rock!

by MIcheal Caine July 21, 2021

gronkage

1. Gronkage (adj)
Pron. Gronk-idge
The degree to which one bears gronk-like qualities.

2. Gronkage (noun)
Pron. Gronk-are-gay
Like a Hokage, but instead of ninja he/she runs a dojo of gronks-in-training.

3. Gronkage (adj. 2)
Pron. Gronk-idge
Activities which require the one performing them to possess gronkage ^(1).

1. Gronks typically possess a large amount of gronkage.

2. The local Gronkage can often be seen performing public displays of gronkage.

3. Gronkage is frowned upon or laughed at in mockery of the gronks in gronkage.

by Cuntos 420 July 26, 2021

Gronk

To describe a person as being dreadful, disgusting or just plain bad. Believed to originate in Australian English.

Person 1: “Oi! You fucking Gronk!”
Person 2: “Aww, rack off.”

by Scotty #1 October 5, 2021

Grongid

Alias: Charlie, Daddy, and Count Good-Dad.

Likely to be a cross-dresser, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.

Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...

by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021