lauren gaffey

Small bitch with no personality suffers from dwarfism but has a sexy mother. Smelly puss but 8/10 for warmth

Did you see Lauren Gaffeys mam last night she was 10/10 for puss warmth

by Girthasauras Rex June 9, 2019

Out-giffed

When someone sends a gif thinking they have just mic dropped and it gets trumped by an even wittier gif

Oh Man! Tarquin has just out-giffed me the twat!

by Ay-Jay-Nay-Bay November 20, 2020

apologetic guffaw

Refers to where someone noisily pretends to regret an action --- such as turning off a light, splashing water, etc. --- which caused someone else momentary shock and/or outrage, when in reality said prankster was completely intentional in performing said minor atrocity, and has gotten a huge giggle out of the hilarious-to-him distressed reaction of his "victim"!

Dude #1: flips the ceiling-light off in an otherwise-darkened garage where he is fully aware that his buddy is working
Dude #2: indignantly: Yo!!
Dude #1 in a classic "apologetic guffaw" tone "Huh-hoh --- saww-rreee" gives a big grin as he flips the switch back on again.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020

Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.

Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.

by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Dillon Gaffeny

Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.

Are you a Dillon gaffeny cause you smell like poo

by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022

giving guff

shooting the shit with the fellas; giving them a hard time. It’s like a jam band - you know it when you see it

My man relax I’m not serious just giving guff

by miketurz February 24, 2024