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Grape Shit

Whilst doing the action of deficating little pellets of excrement propell at machine gun speed out of your anus and into the toilet bowl creating a large splash.
My stomach feels better after that grape shit.
by Sugar Daddy Giggz October 18, 2017
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goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
by toee May 24, 2006
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Grape Race

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.
He lost the grape race, so he ate the rectal raisins.
by Tarantula Taint January 5, 2010
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Grape fruited

The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.
Dude, I totally just "grape fruited" that bitch last night!
by Tom The Grape Fruiter January 27, 2011
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smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.
"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"
by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007
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ate grapes

I was getting down with this hottie and I prematurely ate grapes.
by Gangyl February 10, 2009
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Sour grapes

A term used to describe why some people hate others. Originating from a classic novel, sour grapes has adapted to being a frequent term used when one can’t get the fruit (beautiful girl, great job, significant money) and so they discredit crucify and condemn it to feel better.
Girl 1: ‘That girl so pretty’
Guy 1: ‘Yuck she probably has rabies
Girl 1: ‘Oh did she say no to that date? Sour grapes much?’
by MikeIam April 26, 2019
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