Whilst doing the action of deficating little pellets of excrement propell at machine gun speed out of your anus and into the toilet bowl creating a large splash.
by Sugar Daddy Giggz October 18, 2017

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
by toee May 24, 2006

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.
by Tarantula Taint January 5, 2010

The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.
by Tom The Grape Fruiter January 27, 2011

Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!
by melissa king March 7, 2009

"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"
by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007

