mud gobbler

Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.

Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"

by swinboat October 28, 2010

Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

GH GOBBLER

When a girl bites your dick off and cuts a hole in a couch and puts your dick in there. Then you have to go look for it and sew it back on.

Duuude, that bitch just did the GH GOBBLER on me and now i can't find my fuckin dick!!

by The Slankin' Bananians #1 January 20, 2009

nob gobbler

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

by mike May 20, 2004

The Gobbler

An uncircumsized penis.

by Sage McAilister July 26, 2003

Gobbler

Sexual position: To fuck a turkey neck, man or womans, from the side or the front.

I gave 'er the ol' gobbler last night.

by Sea Mittens June 3, 2008

Gobbler

Homo.

*When you think of Homo, this might pop into your mind.
**Man, that is so gobbler.
***Wow, such a gobbler move.

by Cribs. January 26, 2009