Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023

boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.

Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober

by TheUrbanGuy4Life January 1, 2024

Goober

A slur towards clowns

This slur originated from the word goofy and was targeted towards “goofy people” but later used in a derogatory term towards clowns after the 2016 clown attacks

Get out of here you goober and go blow some balloons

by travis the ultimate July 23, 2022

Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.

*stolen, you illiterate goober

by Cjstaple May 5, 2019

Goober

A describing word for someone who is dumb, or a goof.

Reece your late to class you goober.

by Sour Hayden May 25, 2021

Goofy Goober

A goofy.a goofy goober is a person named kwantae .specifically in baltimore maryland

wowwww he’s a kwantae (aka a goofy goober)

by Kwan May 14, 2021

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024