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Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.
Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!
by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022
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golf cart princess

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess
you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!
by peeepsie July 29, 2024
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golf story

A really awesome game that you should all buy so we can have a second one , please try it its really awesome.
"i wanna do a game of golf story ?"
"HELL YEAH !"
by Wendie123 October 12, 2017
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Golf

When you flick a girl in the clit so hard she has an orgasm.
by Big clit October 23, 2020
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Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
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karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better
1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf
by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021
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golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks
Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me
by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008
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