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Get A Grip”.
some of these thirsty b*tches need to GAG
by ketamine98 May 21, 2023
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gag

A joke, especially one that defies any logic or already established rules in the media it takes place in. These can standalone comedic moments (e.g. someone unexplainably using lazer vision, only for them to never use it again), single appearance characters (e.g. Arale Norimaki annihilating Vegeta out of nowhere despite his godly training in Dragon Ball Super), or be permanently applied to main characters (e.g. Saitama being completely overpowered compared to everyone else for seemingly no reason in One Punch Man). Also, see "gag character."
Vegeta: "I am never fighting someone from an 80's gag manga again!"
by Little Drummer June 12, 2023
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Gag reflecs

When you're trying to get a blow-job by misspelling reflex, tricking the filter so it doesn't get picked up by the Christian community online.
"I love to test your gag reflecs"
by Shady covering guy June 20, 2023
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Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.
Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
by ThroatKing March 28, 2023
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Gagged

When two or more people are arguing back and forth and one's comeback is so absolutely absurdly diabolical, it leaves the opponent stunned or unable to respond with anything better than what was said. Shortly, someone is silenced with another comeback.
Euphoria Season 2 episode five
Rue "I can't do this sh*t forever"
Cassie in a snide remark "You don't have to... just take it one day at a time"
Rue "Hey Cass"

Cassie"Yeah?"

Rue"I have a quick question for you"
Cassie "What?"
Rue "... How long have you been f*cking Nate Jacobs?"
*audible 4 second silence* (Cassie was gagged)
Cassie *laughs sheepishly* "I- I - Wha- what are you talking about?"
by GenzTranslator May 31, 2024
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Scrolly-gag

To waste time scrolling through social media or other online content. Especially on a cell phone.
I laid in bed scrolly-gagging, because I was bored.

I was late to work because I was scrolly-gagging on my phone.
by rem122 June 17, 2024
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Gag City

An imaginary city created by Nicki Minaj during her 2024 tour for her album, Pink Friday 2. The idea of Gag City unities fans (the Barbz) because all the residents of Gag city, are confident, loyal, makes other people's jaws drop.
Welcome to Gag city, here we slay, look good, leave people gagged, and don't take any disrespect from anyone.
by Kompilation Kid June 21, 2024
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