Full Goondie

A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.

Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra

by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013

Full Danson

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.

"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"

by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016

A full JF

It is when you are in a climate where the weather is so hot and humid you have to unbutton your shirt passed the publicly acceptable point.

Look at the guy sporting a full JF

by ColdVibe December 12, 2016

Full Dunners

Adsolutly done, Cant do anything further, 100% Fucked

Went out last night and was full dunners by midnight.. cant handle shots!

by Locnes December 11, 2015

the full asian

1. To experience being ejaculated upon by all 51 different types of Asians in one room simultaneously. (Difficult to accomplish). The combined nut produces a euphoric rush and an overwhelming sense of accomplishment/gratitude.

2. A very fun time.

Hey, did grandma ever tell you the story of how she got the full Asian back in '58?

by CuckyMi November 15, 2018

FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 2, 2018

Full sideways

1: Opposite of full send
2: when you tell a bitch somethin and she looks at you and she bends sideways 45 degrees

"This guy I just met asked me to be friends with benefits and I went full sideways like bitch what"

by Foxyroxy10 August 2, 2017