If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle

Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

by sikbone November 15, 2022

Dr. Fake Boobapotamus

A hot female doctor (i.e. chiropractor) who has had her funbags surgically enhanced.

Wow! Check out the rack on Dr. Fake Boobapotamus!

by Fucktardapotamus July 7, 2009

Stake-Out, Fake-Out

(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.

Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?

Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.

Abel: Maximum Gym Time!

by toosweetkoolaid April 28, 2011

fake ass nigga

one who acts fake, has to make excuses and call other people fake ass niggas. is and can be a Jiggaboo

Jiggaboo is a fake ass nigga.

by AE;OJFNASDLFJKSDNXLKFASRJHd February 26, 2010

Fake people

Someone who talks behind someone’s back then smile in their face like nothing happened 2 weeks/months ago.

Fake people:
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.

Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.

Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?

Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!

by Jeffftthekillllerrr December 5, 2018

Fake Pothead

Someone who doesnt smokes weed alot and then acts like they smoke all the time in public to impress people.

Tom(Fake Pothead) in public - Mayne im dying for a joint right now.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.

by Mr. Gunshotz February 18, 2010

fake and ghey

Alternate spelling of "fake and gay," an Internet slang phrase used to describe or respond to a video that is a hoax or depicts something unrealistic or faked.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out: You can make a glowstick with Mountain Dew!

Guy 2: Fake and ghey.

by Dude Regular October 26, 2010