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Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.
by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018
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bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.
Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome
by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021
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jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.
'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'
by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018
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Plush Pony

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.
"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."

I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!
by The Dirty German November 3, 2010
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pepperoni pony

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to
by Clorox the Bleach December 7, 2017
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pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys
Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad
by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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