first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair

definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!

by cccasee April 25, 2019

pony out

give money.
pay your dues.

"why don't you pony out?"

by mimosonamia February 15, 2014

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach December 7, 2017

Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.

I have been pony up.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.

Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome

by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022