Florida Fudgesicle

When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.

With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.

by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006

University of Central Florida

University of Central Florida

The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.

If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.

The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.

I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.

Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.

UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?

by yeagerbombzzzzz May 2, 2010

Florida Crybaby

A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor

CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina

dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant

by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009

Germany or Florida

On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.

Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany

by My name December 6, 2003

floral park

fuck that.. floral park is the greatest town to live in.
true it has some boring nights but no other town is like fp.
typical day/night in floral park: wake up late from a severe hangover trying to remember what the fuck happend last night,get pizza from village,go home and get ready for that night, have village once again, go for a beer run at mertle without showing any id and have a nice chat with frank, go to one of the many open houses, get drunk and/or high, maybe you'll even see anette walking uptown or eating at wendys and by the end of the night you're probably passed out and you somehow get home.
if you're lucky you wont have any run ins with officer fat-ass.

guy1: yo that cove party last night was fucking ill
guy2: sorry i dont remember it
anette: yes, yes it was ill

floral park owns.

by Mary Jane July 13, 2006

Florida

The southernmost state in the continental United States. Its nickname is "The Sunshine State." Though geographically the southernmost state, a lot of southerners don't consider us as "true southernrs" (well, those of us below Ocala, FL.) Thanks to the millions of OLD NORTHERN RETIREES (Snowbirds) that come down here every year to die/retire. We also have a very high number of jews down here. Known for it's beaches and year round sunny weather. Honestly, Florida is a pretty nice state to live in. You have to see through the BS. And yes motherfuckers, we are southerners (well, the ones that were born here.)

Florida - Southern State

Home to more snowbirds that you can count. Highest snowbird population in the south.

Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas)

Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies.

Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country

Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas.

67 counties.

Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian SOUTHERNERS.

by AC April 4, 2006

Florioed

To give up.

I was going to quit drinking, but I florioed.

I florioed the FDNY Communications academy.

by FPFD509 September 19, 2012