Flake

Tony

"Ah man he flaked us again!"
"Damn bruh, you just got Tonyed"

by Ape1492 April 9, 2018

flake fool

You invited your bro out and he seems down to go however he low key passes because he's with a chick.

flake fool - "Hey I'll go let me see what's up with her first."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Snow-flaking

Verb: The act of opening ones mouth and sticking out their tongue to catch ejaculate flying through the air. (like catching a snowflake on the tongue) Often followed up by "snowballing" it into another's mouth during sexual congress.

Oh my God!, I went into Logan's room to see if he was ready for school.. I opened the door and caught him snow-flaking into his own mouth...

by XxShaDynastyxX May 22, 2025

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 13, 2023

f*** flake

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff

F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again

by Margo009 January 24, 2021

Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.

Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!

by DazenGuile December 30, 2020