The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.
- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."
by Garrett Starr November 03, 2014
Quadd fishing also known as quick add fishing is the act of adding random girls or guys on your snap or social media site of your choosing. Once added the snapper will then ask random questions to see if the girl/guy responds. If so you may then start a conversation with this said person and try to be as funny as possible even if u can’t make a joke for your life. If you are the lucky son of a bitch who gets their number you may use them for whatever fucked up things you want.
by Salmon Waxman September 01, 2021
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
When a person thinks he or she is in love with a person. But actually just loves everything positive they bring, not the person in question.
“‘Young man. Why are you eating that fish?’ The young mans says, ‘Because I love fish.’ He says, ‘Oh. You love the fish. That’s why you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’ He says, ‘Don’t tell me you love the fish. You love yourself, and because the fish tastes good to you; therefore, you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’ That’s fish love.
by Alvemo September 12, 2019
Mary & I were fooling around at her house last night & even though she wouldn't let me go all the way she did let me go knuckle fishing while her parents were upstairs watching Glee.
by Jahangaleez September 29, 2010
A helicopter fish is a non-fish fish thing. It is a weird lookin' ratfish thing, and it has a helicopter in its mouth. It uses this helicopter to slice and dice its prey.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HELICOPTER FISH NON-FISH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WILL SLICE AND DICE US WITH ITS HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 23, 2021
by Maxie Zie February 14, 2018