the Babel fish

The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.

- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."

by Garrett Starr November 2, 2014

christmas fish

A fish that has been cooked and served with red and green peppers.

Adam: *eats fish for lunch with green and red peppers

Thomas: That's a nice Christmas Fish!

by ham12 December 11, 2018

Knuckle Fishing

The seductive art of fingering one's vagina

Mary & I were fooling around at her house last night & even though she wouldn't let me go all the way she did let me go knuckle fishing while her parents were upstairs watching Glee.

by Jahangaleez September 30, 2010

Tank Fish

A haha funni youtuber that commits war crimes as a hobby.The leader of the Chaos Legion.Hes a very influential individual that is recommended for 7 y/o kids.And yes he's so retarded (that's why his vids are good).

Quotes
-Hi I'm Tank Fish And I have crippling deppresion

by SparkSanGivInformaeshun April 27, 2022

wrinkle fish

Slang for fecal matter as it resides (i.e. swims) in the toilet bowl.

I feel so much better after dropping a a huge load of wrinkle fish.

by HolyGrail June 13, 2008

Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.

Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Fish Love

When a person thinks he or she is in love with a person. But actually just loves everything positive they bring, not the person in question.

“‘Young man. Why are you eating that fish?’ The young mans says, ‘Because I love fish.’ He says, ‘Oh. You love the fish. That’s why you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’ He says, ‘Don’t tell me you love the fish. You love yourself, and because the fish tastes good to you; therefore, you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’ That’s fish love.

by Alvemo September 12, 2019