Salad Fingers

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.

I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.

by thecityexists April 17, 2009

Chicken Fingers

1.) when a guy starts putting his hands down a girls pants, but then wimps out. pussy.

2.) a delicious fried snack.....made of boneless chicken!

1.) that fucking wimp was about to stick his hand down into her poonanie, but he got fuckin chicken fingers!

2.) hey, how about that time i was hungry and i ate chicken fingers?!

by Harry Segal, King of the Wild Frontier December 17, 2005

speed fingering

The competitive sport of trying to get the quickest time between meeting a girl for the first time and fingering her. Many "bros" compete with their "bros" to get the quickest time. Many times "bros" will be on a mission to speed finger before they meet the girl to get a quicker time.

Me and my bros went out to go speed fingering. I got a girl in 47 minutes and my homie did it in only 15 minutes!

by 7minrecordholder December 1, 2010

Five fingers of stink

The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.

My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.

by Moldred August 23, 2010

4 fingers up

4 fingers up means that you think i’m beautiful, no questions asked.

your bsf threw 4 fingers up because he thinks i’m beautiful.

by lloydaaa April 7, 2022

Quotey Fingers

The act of flexing your index and middle fingers on each hand rapidly in the air while speaking to indicate "here's where the quote begins and ends." Particularly useful when conversing via phone and the other person can't see you doing it, such as:

And then she said - and I'm using my quotey fingers here - "..."

by username: LadiesMan217 July 8, 2009

Chunder Fingers

When one man Tactical chunders then pleasures his girl with the same fingers

"I got so drunk last night, I had chunder fingers in me"

by Dr. Jones and Doctor Johnson March 4, 2010