Blowjob Festival

1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around

2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around

Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

Fest

An awesome punk festival in Gainesville Fl where fat dudes with beards get drunk as fuck and listen to great bands.

"You going to fest this year?"
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"Um, i dunno, i presume he uses a normal commode like most people".
"....."

by readysteadyjedi October 25, 2007

Fiesta Rocket

1. Slang for the male genitals

1.Mgriff get your mouth off of Kamino's fiesta rocket.

by neuropolitique August 10, 2008

Festival Dude-bro

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

by Broomy April 22, 2007

Cherry Fest

Counter to "Sausage Fest," refering to a large group of girls.

Suzie: So Cherry Fest tonight?
Jewls: You got it, movies, veggies, and boyfriend talk.
Suzie: I'll get my pajamas.

by Cynt July 9, 2006

Blow Fest

When multiple people in a room, each of whom is of a different ethnicity, are giving or receiving a blow job.

I walked into this room that had a blow fest goin on in it...

so i dropped my pants and joined the fun.

by AJB n' SSR January 3, 2010

Fiesta Party

The act of randomly have sex with girls who show up at your door asking about a fiesta party and then part your ways after blowing your load on their face.

"I'm here for the fiesta party"

by Crazy ass Dude March 21, 2004