When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"
by nizzjizz November 15, 2011
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1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);
2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;
3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);
2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;
3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.
2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.
3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."
Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."
Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."
Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.
3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."
Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."
Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."
Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 4, 2013
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