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Animal Farm

When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.
Man I really enjoyed that Animal Farm last night.
by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022
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catfish farm

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !
by box o chocolate January 25, 2018
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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
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Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.
Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
by backotruck August 6, 2012
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Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.
Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."
by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021
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Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.
It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.
by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020
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Crown Farming

A form of exploitation in Orisha religion where a priest will initiate ("crown") a large number of people in a short amount of time and have new initiates begin initiating others before they have been properly trained (it takes years) to increase ceremony volume and before the initiate has had the opportunity to sit with the initiated energy on their head. The goal of crown farming is to create a workforce under the first priest that funnels ceremonial fees to them despite the spiritual harm caused to the undertrained new initiate until the spiritual house stabilizes.

Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.
So you 're telling me 15 folks in that spiritual house Ile are paying for ceremony but share the same four legs and supplies, it's definitely giving crown farming. If we're all paying full price we should have our separate stuff or pay less for what we are sharing. Where's the rest of the money going?
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