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Facebook

Facebook is shit.
by Pepe The Boi May 15, 2018
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Facebook

"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.
If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.
by TheManThatYouFear May 14, 2014
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Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.
Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)
by facebook this April 1, 2010
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Facebook

Your seriously using Facebook that's like so 10 years ago
by voquel May 3, 2016
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Facebook

Burying your face into a women's vagina and rubbing your face up and down. Like planting your face into an open book.
"Did you facebook her last night?"
"Nah, I only got to second base"
by MickyC545 March 18, 2017
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facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.
I like chesse burgers facebookally
by Stevo343 March 2, 2011
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facebooking

To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.
I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.
by Jellypop January 19, 2007
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