evan nardone

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport

Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone

by The real slang July 10, 2017

Evan afton

The suspect to be the crying child from FNaF 4

P1:Yo! Evan afton isnt real! His name is chris
P2:No! Its Mike!
P1:then who is Foxy bro?
P2:terrence!
P1:who is terrence?
P3: god help me his name is evan its confirmed why are people still debating it ...

by HelpmeHelpmeHelpmeHelpmeHelpme February 19, 2023

Evan deese

Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.

Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?

Person 2: yeah even created it

Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl

Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence

by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021

Rich Evans

Verb: Rich Evansed - This verb is named after the man of Red Letter Media fame: To be spooky accurate in predicting where a story's plot will go next.

Yeah, I watched the latest M. Night Shyamalan flick and Rich Evansed the whole thing!

by OrchardSin June 29, 2021

Regan evans

A stuck up nonce who hangs out with an Ellie Evans and other chavs. She is a disgrace.

Person 1: she looks like a Regan Evans

Person 2: Oh! looks like evolution fucked up again.

by Randomlesbianwholikeerin December 13, 2021

Evan Hansen

The main character of the Tony award-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen. He is originally portrayed by Ben Platt

He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.

"Dear Evan Hansen, today's gonna be a good day and here's why"

by tree_boi3 August 1, 2020

Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020