Ethan

A mother fucking asshole who thinks he is cool, but is not and very unpopular and has no friends during school.

Ethan is a dick

by handlebecard October 10, 2016

ethan

a big bully who thinks he can draw. Usually makes fun of black people and calls them his slaves. Likes to pick on people with glasses.

dude youre being such an ethan today.

by tyronekim May 7, 2009

Ethan

short and gay

Ethan likes penis

by Jkdjskekxidke June 10, 2015

ethan

someone who skips school whenever a test, assignment, or project is due the next day.

Ethan is a total fraud, he skipped a month of school last semester.

by relan June 13, 2013

Ethan

A being that has less brain power than a jelly fish, the patience of a 9 month old golden retriever, and the looks of a inbred dogs that has been hit by a truck..... Several times.

Person 1: "man look at ethan..."
Person 2: "no thanks..."

by Big-D-77 October 21, 2014

ethan

ethan is a fat fuck that will try to suck your dick because he is a gay fuck. ethan is also really strong and will fuck you when he has the chance. he is also the biggest Jake Paul fan out there. ethan is will also eat your two-inch dick.

ethan eat a dick

by bigjose November 22, 2018

Ethan

Usually a blob of pure pudge. Jiggle a LOT when they walk. Really dumb, might accidentally sit on you. If you don't move, they usually don't notice you. They accidentally moon people a lot when they try and squeeze their huge amount of flabby blubber into skinny jeans. Usually have absolutely NO clue what their toes look like. Totally scared of high pitched noises.

"Watch out dude, there's an Ethan waddling over here, and he looks pretty mad"

"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
flab ugly stupid chubby fat

by supersimpsonfan April 9, 2011