Erectonilian

A horny lizzard that enjoys cross species insemination.

"Dude, your pet geko is such an erectonilian, is just tried to bite my penis."

"Can you believe how much of an erectonilian those lizzards are at the zoo? They were doing it right infront of the 3rd graders."

by Anal Flamer March 20, 2007

Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

the 2020 election

no madder who wins it is going to be terrible.
Bet 1$

the 2020 election is going to be the end of america.

by scp fan fic November 5, 2020

eriction

never ending erection

billy: mom my erection will not go away
mom: you must have a eriction haha loser

by ricky boby the 3rd June 28, 2010

Erection

romance novel language for being hard

she looked down and gasped at his enormous erection

by glyphmisstress March 17, 2016

Erectinated

When a guys dick gets hard off of something that excites him.

Jenny: Look Joe's dick is erectinated.
Lily: I know.

by Dee S. September 20, 2007

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011