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england

were moving to england
by willh1789 September 13, 2020
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New Englander's Welcome

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.
We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!
by Regulus1362 June 10, 2017
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Queen of England’s dog water

The best of best type of dog water, you can’t find this dog water of a player anywhere else.
You’re the Queen of England’s dog water! you’re so bad!”
by dogwater2765 January 11, 2021
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england

england? wit a fucking riddy mate
by gracepaulx October 24, 2019
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england

england is the best u nazis are goin down n u terrorists we'r gona bomb u in the near future we'r called great britain 4 a reason we'r da hardest in the world chris hinks is fat and he likes it up the arse hardcore
rikiy hatton lennox lewis england has all the hardest people der is
by chris hinks November 7, 2007
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New England dinner

A meal consisting of brown bread (from a can) topped with cream cheese along with baked beans and a hot dog.
I was hungry and broke so I scrounged up a delicious New England dinner.
by hosebag September 12, 2005
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england

A sh*t country in northern europe who thinks its so rich but its not...
The official GDP per capita there is 34920 but englands in dept with 12.6% of its GDP per capita so its real GDP per capita is 30590 which is about the same as spain, italy and slovenia which are poor at the moment in general england is a shitty country full of chavs and no brain thugs who think they are the coolest people who have walked on this planet SWEDEN IS SOOO MUCH BETTER AND SOOO MUCH RICHER THAN ENGLAND FUCK U ENGLAND!!
american tourist: I hate england luckily im going back to the US tommorow

chav: WHA DA FUK DID U SAY??! (chav knifes the tourist and takes his wallet)
by joerostah May 1, 2011
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