puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.
I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.
by Nordine January 17, 2022
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Carnegie's Elephant

Using some popular superstition, stereotype or prejudice to your advantage.

This expression is used in marketing and stems from 1874 when industrialist Andrew Carnegie paid a circus to walk their elephant across his new bridge. Since there was a popular supersition that elephants will never cross unsafe structures, Carnegie used this popular belief to "prove" to public that his bridge is safe.

Fast food restaurants and stands selling Gyros often decorate themselves with Greek flag colors and Greek key patterns even though neither the owner nor the employees are of Greek origin.

Every pizzeria tries to give itself an Italian image/name/theme even if no employees nor the owner are of Italian origin.

Fortune cookies are used to advertise Chinese restaurants and served in them but are not of Chinese origin.
We photoshopped glasses on our model for the new software ad. It's Carnegie's elephant. Glasses give that "smart" look.
by anotherpasserby October 25, 2013
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Elephant tusk

Cocaine , powder, white, ivory, crushed ice, speed, that girl, white girl, ish, url (Earl)
Elephant tusk :

"Should I send her Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?" (Same Song and Dance)
This is a hint that the author of the verse uses a straw to inhale white ivory through their nose.
by jimjokelley February 22, 2020
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Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.
Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.
by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021
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screaming elephant

A loud guff, or fart. Passing wind
My wife let off the loudest screaming elephant
by Bobz125 May 11, 2019
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Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 12, 2019
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Circus Elephant

1. Obviously, an elephant that specifically plays it's circus role for entertainment

2. Someone who is clearly overweight to obese who attempts to seek attention and/or popularity.
That dude Chuck over there keeps yelling in the class, and complains when the classwork is too hard, he always tries to steal the candy the teacher gives us for hard work. What a flippin' Circus Elephant.
by iD_0m May 18, 2018
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