Elephant Honk

When you're sitting down and you get up and your thigh clap together.

Oh shit, did you hear that elephant honk?!

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 28, 2018

puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.

I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.

by Nordine January 16, 2022

Pink elephant

When you hang your penis out your zipper and pull out your pockets

Hey babe. You ever seen a pink elephant

by Old fat dude April 5, 2020

Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.

Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.

by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021