An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020
Get the ego bastardmug. 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘥
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)
by ahundredovens June 27, 2023
Get the ego-runningmug. by ForgedGaming August 9, 2018
Get the Egomug. Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.
"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024
Get the ego devicemug. Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
Get the Horse-Cock Egomug. egoed
verb
To do something that common wisdom thinks is a bad idea. Usually resulting in failure that comes with some hurt. Because you thought the rules don't apply to you.
derived from the gaming community
verb
To do something that common wisdom thinks is a bad idea. Usually resulting in failure that comes with some hurt. Because you thought the rules don't apply to you.
derived from the gaming community
Jack egoed it.
by Gesopond November 25, 2024
Get the egoedmug. A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.
My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 11, 2025
Get the Egomug.