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Earthto

A no brained human being who has yet to realize that they have landed on earth. They continually breeze in and out of consciousness. They are zoned out 99.9 percent of the time they are on earth. They don’t speak English or any other language for that matter because they are always lost in their own world commonly known as “The Landon World”.
A living dead person. "My god, Earthto been stuck in that corner all week"
by Shannon Hutter April 19, 2008
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Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr
Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.
by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019
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Earth

The Alabama of space, we humans are stupid, and no aliens want to live here permanantly, they are only passing through.
Hey, look it's Earth, let's not go there.
by Jiub May 24, 2003
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earthism

to care for the direct relationship of mans consequences of his planet, to care about the greater future of earth
my religion is earthism
by King All Leo Ray Den August 6, 2014
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Battlefield Earth

Perhaps the worst motion picture ever released, not just because of how bad of a movie it was, but due to the criminal fraud charges levvied on the producers, Franchise Pictures, for overstating the film's budget in an attempt to scam investors.
If you are looking for a movie so bad that it was a crime to produce, Battlefield Earth is the perfect example.
by nick weiner October 15, 2008
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Flat Earth Syndrome

A disease many motorists using the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn and Queens, exhibit, affecting everyone around them. Many people who are afflicted with Flat Earth Syndrome may not know they are infected. It is the cause of most traffic delays and accidents on this Road way. Flat earth syndrome bears its ugly face predominately on the Belt Parkway. A person affected by flat earth syndrome will begin to slow his or her vehicle as he or she approaches an overpass. The deceleration of the vehicle to ridiculously low speeds continues til one reaches a point on the overpass (the highest point on the overpass) that permits one to see the roadway continues and that the individual motorist is not going to fall off the face of the Earth, acceleration is than engaged but the effects of this bout is felt by motorists behind and sometimes can become contagious. This disease masks its self as "a cautious motorist" but it is just the effect of an insidious illness that affects thousands. This disease is unfortunately more acutely felt on the Belt Parkway due to the large number of overpasses, bridges, and inclines.
belt parkway traffic brooklyn queens flat earth syndrome bad drivers rubbernecking stupid drivers
by Fish-on-the-hill June 8, 2011
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