Usually used by Arizonans when they talk about how stuck up lame San Diegan’s bitch and Moan about Arizonans for taking a drive to ocean and usually steal their girlfriends for the week. They are upset that nobody from Arizona is impressed by them and that business owners and their girlfriends love them. Whenever they pick a fight with an Arizonan they 99.9% of the time lose the fight because they are soft kids of rich parents. They also bitch and complain that Arizonans party to hard. And the unfortunate truth they will not tell you is that they consider any brown person they see to be from Arizona and totally disregard the fact that Mexican Americans from California also go to the beach in the summer time. They don’t want to be considered a racist because they are woke environmentalist wannabes so they just call all Mexicans Arizonans. If you ever go to San Diego you will notice they treat white “bro” looking dudes from Arizona the same as one of them. What they really are complaining about is Mexican families going to the beach.
Some Egoes rented me a beach house for the week and now they are moaning that the zonies are partying too hard.
by Crowded Veins April 4, 2024
Get the Egoesmug. 1. Someone’s self value or an idea of their self worth.
2. A fictional character, commonly made by a youtuber.
2. A fictional character, commonly made by a youtuber.
1. Dude, Jimmy’s ego is so high. It’s like he only thinks of himself.
2. Have you heard? A cool youtuber just made his first ego!
2. Have you heard? A cool youtuber just made his first ego!
by JSE fan with no rights July 17, 2020
Get the Egomug. Hym "Didn't I write about this earlier? People like invoking ego as though it alters in any way shape or form what is actually happening. You pay me for that AI you cripple. My ego is exactly where it should be. This is nothing more that vapid motivation policing coming from dog-shit people who would throw the lives of your children in the dumpster literally to get away with stealing. They're already in the ground. The YouTube fucks wanted to make a point about rape porn and/or their religion and now you can kiss your kids goodbye. Elon doesn't think he has to credit or pay me. He thinks he can go on Jordan Peterson's podcast and give a wink and a nod to somebody who 'AI wouldn't be where it is today without *so-and-so*' and we all have to pretend he didn't just dare me to murder your kids. Should I take the dare? What about the weaponized schizophrenia? Is that happening or is it not happening? What am I wrong about here?"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
Get the Invoking Egomug. Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium
by De Lumpdumper May 22, 2018
Get the Ego Heliummug. Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
Get the Horse-Cock Egomug. An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020
Get the ego bastardmug. A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.
Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?
Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?
Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"
Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"
Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?
Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"
Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"
by smiling goose June 21, 2010
Get the ego-terroristmug.