emergenD

When life depends on D. When the only to stay alive is getting some D. Alternative meaning: when the meat poke through the zipper.

I hate Kyle but I needed the EmergenD to keep myself sane.

by McCrackin Phillip March 9, 2022

Emergency cock

Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.

I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.

by C12H22O11 June 22, 2022

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Emergency Inch

The act of pulling the extra skin down around the base of your penis to give a woman an extra inch.

My girl asked me to F' her harder so i had to give her the emergency inch

by Ilfigure March 31, 2023

Elmer Thud

A silly nickname for the Warner Brothers-Looney Tunes animated cartoon rabbit hunter, Elmer Fudd, when he tries to capture the wrong “wabbit” and winds up at the bottom of a cliff.

Oh dear, there goes good old Elmer Thud, right off the edge of that steep cliff that Bugs Bunny has finally chased him over!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023

emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.

"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"

by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023

Eggerdly

To act like an trans egg or someone who doesn’t know they are trans

Jack (Egg): I like shouldn't wear this but it looks so cute
Ally: you always are so eggerdly when you hang out with use, Something you want to tell us?

by JohnCalledYouJames August 3, 2023