dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014

Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.

Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!

by SirKennedy April 6, 2015

Dutch Draddle Spin

The Dutch Draddle Spin is a sexual act, with new found popularity due to Israeli/Palestinian conflict, in which the male plays the protagonist and lead role, whilst his partner relaxes and enjoys the sensuality and vulgarity. He begins by inserting his erect member into either the pink or stink, both work however the shitpipe is preferable for intensity reasons. He then (whilst on top) rotates his body; with his penis the centre of rotation (resembling a draddle). Gradual pace of spin is increased until male participant is at chundering point; at this moment he flips his partner onto their front and expels the churned stomach content onto his partner's back and proceeds to draw the sacred Star of David using his (preferably circumcised) penis. The move finds humble beginnings in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah as a statement of disrespect for Jewish practices, (John 3:16).

Palestine boy: This is our country! Your mum is so dirty i fucked her and left her tramp ass begging for a Dutch Draddle Spin
Israeli boy: *Throws rock*

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014

Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition

Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition

by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 January 31, 2016

dutch cuddle

When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead

"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american

by The surprised american March 22, 2016

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016