Getting Doris'd

When the CEO of the company you are invested in pumps the stock so his best buds holding preferred shares can use you as exit liquidity.

My bro bought some Camber and Viking Energy stock he doesn't know it yet but he's totally getting Doris'd

by The real Mat October 15, 2022

Dumb Doris

A cool guy who is very intelligent

Kim:Have you seen Dumb Doris.
Kim 2:Yes, he is quite traditionally attractive and intelligent.

by anonymous September 11, 2023

The Doris Virus

A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE

The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

human dorsal fin

The human dorsal fin, generally associated with dwarfs who like to stealth camp. The human dorsal fin tends to bring the most energy to the everyday whasky review, adding great insight to the hints and notes in the drink. (" I'm getting a bit of grape" " Yeah👍")

Ew, Your some Kevin Cosner like ya little human dorsal fin

by Little shmick and the mandingo January 4, 2024

human dorsal fin

The human dorsal fin, generally associated with dwarfs who like to stealth camp. The human dorsal fin tends to bring the most energy to the everyday whasky review, adding great insight to the hints and notes in the drink. (" I'm getting a bit of grape" " Yeah👍")

Ew, Your some Kevin Costner like ya little human dorsal fin

by Little shmick and the mandingo January 4, 2024

leah dorsey

Leah Dorsey. Just perfect. Not one mistake. She is the one.

Guy 1: Leah Dorsey?
Guy2: Yes the perfect girl!

by Leah’s man January 15, 2024

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025