The Digital Copyright Act of 2021

The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell

Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here

by Pissandshitandfartandcum December 30, 2020

The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

digi dildo

The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.

Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!

Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?

by The One And Only!! February 23, 2008

digicoll

"digicoll" is the transformation of the process of "collage" --an art form, in which 2-D elements are pasted together for an often incongruous effect--into the realm of digital media, as in Photoshop.

I could not be bothered with scissors and glue, so I made a digicoll in Photoshop, and posted it on line.

by courtjesterjw August 21, 2009

digigong

Digital Gong--Derived from the old television show named, "The Gong Show". The process of stopping an MP3 or video before it is over when it gets boring or annoying, usually due to over performance or general suckiness of the performer.

I had to digigong Mariah Carey when she hit that horrible high note and started riffing. I wish there was an automatic digigong every time Michael Bolton sings.

by Spread like Mike Honcho November 29, 2010

digifriend

Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.

Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?

Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.

by #DaltonVoss November 21, 2011