Diarrhea of the Mouth

1. A term used to describe a person who cannot or will not stop talking, no matter how boring or pointless their topic of conversation is
2. A person who describes to you the antics of their cat, Snowball, until your eyes glaze over

My boss has diarrhea of the mouth; our last conversation involved donkeys, bananas and his obsession with trains.

by Lois the Lane November 3, 2009

Brick Diarrhea

While shitting bricks is done in 10 seconds,
brick diarrhea lasts for at leat 30 minutes.

I just found a Mindfuck-Picdump.
For an hour I suffered from severe Brick Diarrhea!

by Duffdrinker February 16, 2009

diarrhoeaing

when you have diarrhoea and can’t stop pooping

“ kat i’m poisoned and i can’t stop diarrhoeaing “
“ you’re not poisoned hailey “

by kinglouis May 22, 2020

Verbal Diarrhoea-ed

Verb
Past tense of verbal diarrhoea
When you don't shut up for at least 5 minutes about one thing or another.

"*Talking about literally anything*"
"OMG, stop!"
"What?"
"You verbal diarrhoea-ed me!"

by Banana Potato Pancakes November 14, 2020

diarrhe-mail

A repeated deluge of correspondence (usually unimportant) sent via e-mail by someone who cannot control the urge to burden associates with information they improperly deem important.

Baron: "Damn! Eddie Munster is wearing me out with his diarrhe-mail. That's the fifth piece of crap he's sent in the last half-hour."

by ernest.smith February 28, 2011

Diarrhomit

A painful combination of diarrhea and vomit; usually caused by the consumption of alcohol along with high-end cigars. Do not plan on getting laid if you have diarrhomitted before during the night.

Bill: Hey did you hear about John?
Dirk: Didn't Gemma run out on him or something?
Bill: Yeah, they smoked a cigar after doing body shots with eachother and then John started diarrhomitting when she started giving him a blowjob. Needless to say, she did not swallow.

Dirk: Cmon Bill, that's just a vulgar story.

by MagiciansRule666 March 3, 2011

diarrheezing

the act of sneezing so hard diarrhea explodes out of your ass

After eating all that tikka masala, my stomach didn't feel so good, and then when I sneezed in the shower, I ended up diarrheezing all over. Took me an hour to clean. Took some Tilex to get that shit off.

by trannydonkeywitch July 9, 2011