Dew could be a name of a boy or a girl, a shy, introvert person. They are sensitive af which they will never let anyone know and will get hurt easily . Dew would be the shyest person with the most witty inner soul. She/he would use double meaning in every sentence but won’t react in anything and joke inside their brain only! “Dew” is the name of a famous soda so they always get mocked for their name but inside they know they have the most unique name.
If you’re friends with Dew you can hurt them as they won’t hurt you even after you hurt them, they can do anything to save their friends and fight for them but not themselves! They never will leave your side until you hurt them at a certain point.
If you’re friends with Dew you can hurt them as they won’t hurt you even after you hurt them, they can do anything to save their friends and fight for them but not themselves! They never will leave your side until you hurt them at a certain point.
by YouBetterBeHappy November 23, 2021

A type of alt account in a group chat that impersonates another party. Usually created in an attempt to hide one's presence in the chat under the guise of someone who is well-liked by the group.
James: Dude did you get into Nick's Discord server yet?
Demitri: Yeah man all I had to do was make a Dew Alt of Amelia and he just let me in!
Demitri: Yeah man all I had to do was make a Dew Alt of Amelia and he just let me in!
by XenoPixel April 4, 2022

When you been sucking someone for awhile and this humidity all over hits you.
Huey and the LEWIS and the NEWS in SAN FRANCISCO.
Huey and the LEWIS and the NEWS in SAN FRANCISCO.
Look I am DEWING IT FOR YOU for awhile and you are getting me real WET JOHNSON are you ready to get WET?
Ready to DEW IT FOR YOU , BABY , as just gave that STINK ABSORPTION CUBICLE ready and the next definition will DEW IT FOR YOU.
Ready to DEW IT FOR YOU , BABY , as just gave that STINK ABSORPTION CUBICLE ready and the next definition will DEW IT FOR YOU.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

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by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025
