crosstitution

The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.

Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.

by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009

Croatian Goat Farmer

The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.

Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."

by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014

the north coast

it is the arctic coast of alaska, canada, and greenland

The north coast is the borth coast

by Clinker December 29, 2007

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast

Taking a dump for several minutes.

I was just seeing Mr. Brown to the coast.

by Elpido Gomez August 23, 2006

American Beer Coaster

The new Green Day CD!

Don't listen to it,it's horrible!

Just place your beer can on it.

This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!

by this CD is really bad September 27, 2004

west coast eagles

The Worst AFL team in history. If your interested in becoming a weagle come try out our clinic!
We will tell you: what drugs will improve your stamina for those big games, all the wrong times to use bad language, how to insult someone in the lowest form, to go to rehab and promise to stop the drug addiction and getting the charges dropped plus much more!!

One of my friends went to the west coast eagles clinic.

by Amanda Pereira December 22, 2007

coast-to-coast

(adjective)
Describes any contiguous amount of human excrement (generally in a coherent cable form) that may be partially submerged but surfaces on opposite sides of the bowl, touching dry porcelain on each end.

"Dude, my dude, just went coast-to-coast. Check it out."

by Zor Prime December 1, 2003