by Jillster June 15, 2003
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Descriptive term used to describe the satisfaction value within a given sexual experience. Crap adj describes poor performance of either gender. Shag noun the sexual act.
The guy I was with last night was such a crap shag that I didnt have time to focus on the ceiling before he came and it was all over
by Shell225 October 30, 2008
Get the Crap Shag mug.a stand-in for the pejorative use of the words "shit" and "bullshit"; a parental favorite for expressing exasperation whilst still maintaining a fascade of decorum.
note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.
note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.
by unluckypirate October 19, 2008
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We maintain a list of our worst five suppliers and we keep an eye on them. These are the crap of the crop folks!
by Dima R. March 29, 2009
Get the Crap of the crop mug.Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.
Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."
Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."
Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."
Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."
Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."
Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."
Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"
by Udrai Scheit February 27, 2010
Get the Crap-cramp mug.A form of the English language which is ridden by consistently misplaced grammar and frequently incorrect vocabulary. Widely popular in the third world.
Almost synonymous to the concept of "engrish".
Almost synonymous to the concept of "engrish".
"I would like to pleasely kind you stand up."
- I would like to kindly please that you stand up."
"Prior living turn off please light."
- Before leaving, please turn off the light."
"I love speak cheap english communication."
- I love to communicate using cheap English."
- I would like to kindly please that you stand up."
"Prior living turn off please light."
- Before leaving, please turn off the light."
"I love speak cheap english communication."
- I love to communicate using cheap English."
by MiMiN February 21, 2011
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