Crayfish

Beautiful body but shit for brains.

(At the gym looking at body builders)
Look at those crayfish prancing around flexing their steroid pumped muscles

by Lyndalou May 5, 2020

Olive Crayon

An awkward and social outcast. Typically the loner in school.

That one kid that nobody likes.
Although this does have some positive aspects, one being the fact that Olive Crayons dont get used much.

The Olive Crayon doesn't really like to make conact.

by maximillious93 February 5, 2010

Blue Crayoned

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.

Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.

by gmfg November 9, 2011

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

grab my crayons

a term used, when stating something very simple or that needs very little explanation is still not understood. an act of explaining it with pictures and diagrams drawn with crayons like you would do when teaching a child.

person 1 no i don't want to go out, i can't afford it and i'll will want to get absolutely smashed and it's my mums birthday tomorrow..
Person 2 "so? why? what's the problem?
Person 1 "right hold on till i grab my crayons and explain this to you in a way you will understand"

by hipityhopity October 12, 2013

crayon

just another name for a dick

Your such a crayon Joe!

by rentastrawberry October 25, 2004

crayons

acid

Droppin' crayons

by Rubes October 25, 2003