An American Humanist’s Bible. Like the Bible, the Constitution can be interpreted to defend all forms of human behavior. Books are replaces by articles, commandments by amendments and preachers by lawyers and judges. The “intent” of the Framers who crafted the document may never be known, but chances are it isn’t what you believe.
“Do you have a copy of the Constitution?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
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When you have to take a shit but someone shows up or something distracts you so you have to wait until they are gone or until the distraction is over.
Peter: "I gotta take a crap, maybe i can do it before the guests get here."
Doorbell rings.
Peter: "Nope, looks like I'm gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that."
Doorbell rings.
Peter: "Nope, looks like I'm gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that."
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Get the constipatience mug.It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
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Get the Relation Constipation mug.Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.
Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?
Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?
Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
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