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coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.
The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.
by newtdecay December 6, 2007
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Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"
by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006
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colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration
Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.
by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007
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Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.
That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.
by DK sorta June 1, 2015
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Colon Cough

I have a bad case of the colon coughs
by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018
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Colonelingus

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.
Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.
by Dead launch February 6, 2021
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Coloniume

What is Coloniume?
Our ultimate goal and effort to create a massive, free coloniume network is summarized in the following structure:

U + ME = “COLONIUME”

You and I conjoin and build a huge free, cohesive, global colony that meets the interests and demands of each of us.

A completely free, decentralized, and government-independent communication network that will be implemented, developed, and expanded by individuals, organizations, and independent non-governmental organizations (NGOs).

The main purpose of launching this network is creating and expanding a kind of completely free, secure, non-governmental and independent communication platform of the existing communication networks, so that it can be censored, restricted and influenced, and at the same time to make it impossible to disable communication and interaction with all communication networks and Internet.

In a general perspective, after its development and expansion, the coloniume will help the internet so that in case of internet network disconnection in any area covered by coloniume and without geographical and political restrictions, it will be possible to exchange information and data locally. And each of the nodes will be able to connect to the Internet and act as a bridge between the local network and the Internet.
U + ME = “COLONIUME”
by coloniume June 15, 2021
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