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college friend 

A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.
Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.
college friend by Dr spanky January 6, 2020

College for emojiology

You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.
College for emojiology by Jh Diorr September 11, 2020

college debt

college debt is what evveryone fears the most, there is no way out of it
college: you better pay up fucker
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
college debt by yobev December 4, 2020

College 4 for 4 

Dude 1: I’m about to pull a college 4 for 4
Dude 2: Fuckin dumbass
College 4 for 4 by BuzzBoy30 December 24, 2020

College of Wooster

A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.

You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:

- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last

And much much more!
Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."

College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.
Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with
College essays by AKewlName October 20, 2013
Word of the Day on October 23, 2013