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White collar porn

A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 1, 2018
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Greasy collar

The collection of filth that builds up around your neck whilst you 'toss a salad' that is above you. Namely feces and saliva, other ingredients are common so the viscosity varies.
Frank has a greasy collar stain on his shirt. Didn't he just get a massage?
by Flint2O July 18, 2016
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White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.
Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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LA Collar

A tailored shirt which has a high collar to hide facelift scars. Bob Iger is a good example
'It's an LA collar.'
by travisbickle86 April 12, 2021
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White Collar Ginger

When you need a 5 minute break between tasks, as a mental reset, just like how ginger neutralizes your pallet between sushi pieces.

This is typically seen at work, although could be used in most busy settings.
Bert: Man, I am exhausted after that 3 hour meeting, and I have a call in 2 minutes with my top client. My brain is SO fried.

Duncan: Take a White Collar Ginger, I will cover for you.

Bert: Thanks man, just tell them I am in dispose or something stupid.
by Mike109999 November 1, 2024
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blue collar

When a conversation or interaction escalates beyond the point of polite disagreement, and your best option is to a provide raw, direct, and straightforward response.
When I found out she went behind my back and lied about the situation, I went blue collar on her.
by O.Really November 8, 2020
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Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.
The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
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