church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

by seriously123? November 5, 2010

Neon Church

A slang word for a “blow job” after being sodomized in the anus.

I pulled out of her ass and shoved it in her ass, my girlfriend enjoyed neon church this morning.

by Drugsbitch December 22, 2018

God Church

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.

Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

church fatigue

The miserable, hot, sticky, depressed fatigue that overwhelms you during a service, particularly one with lots of standing and singing. Causes you to slump your shoulders and groan with its weight. Immediate relief surges through you when you sit down.

Dude, you look hammered!

nah man, just some serious church fatigue.

Ugh, that last hymn was so long!

Yeah. I got church fatigue so bad, I could hardly breathe.

by patrick_astronaut October 6, 2013

Church of Rachel

Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?

DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*

by rachel :DDD January 27, 2008

church girl

An overly religious girl who does anal and oral sex because she thinks it means that she didn’t lose her virginity. She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She usually would go to a private or boarding school. She’s sinned so much, that God can’t even forgive her.

“Yeah she’s a church girl!”
“That church girl’s really nice!”

by master1100 May 20, 2018

The Church of 'splodinity

The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.

The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.

See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."

by GoughMan July 26, 2009