A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.
Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?
Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.
Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.
by Anton H March 15, 2022
Get the Church Creepmug. Any woman who was a young prostitute and now behaves holier than thou ,but fails to realize everyone in church knows she sucked more cock than Linda Lovelace.
The priest said"" Get Sarah the church whore to help with the bake sale, she's good at selling things.""
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2019
Get the church whoremug. one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.
son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.
father: sorry, that was me last time
son: o yea mom made cabbage.
father: sorry, that was me last time
son: o yea mom made cabbage.
by seriously123? November 5, 2010
Get the church fartermug. Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
Get the God Churchmug. The miserable, hot, sticky, depressed fatigue that overwhelms you during a service, particularly one with lots of standing and singing. Causes you to slump your shoulders and groan with its weight. Immediate relief surges through you when you sit down.
Dude, you look hammered!
nah man, just some serious church fatigue.
Ugh, that last hymn was so long!
Yeah. I got church fatigue so bad, I could hardly breathe.
nah man, just some serious church fatigue.
Ugh, that last hymn was so long!
Yeah. I got church fatigue so bad, I could hardly breathe.
by patrick_astronaut October 6, 2013
Get the church fatiguemug. Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?
DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
by rachel :DDD January 27, 2008
Get the Church of Rachelmug. An overly religious girl who does anal and oral sex because she thinks it means that she didn’t lose her virginity. She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She usually would go to a private or boarding school. She’s sinned so much, that God can’t even forgive her.
by master1100 May 20, 2018
Get the church girlmug.