Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
Get the God Church mug.Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.
1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019
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Get the God church mug.The miserable, hot, sticky, depressed fatigue that overwhelms you during a service, particularly one with lots of standing and singing. Causes you to slump your shoulders and groan with its weight. Immediate relief surges through you when you sit down.
Dude, you look hammered!
nah man, just some serious church fatigue.
Ugh, that last hymn was so long!
Yeah. I got church fatigue so bad, I could hardly breathe.
nah man, just some serious church fatigue.
Ugh, that last hymn was so long!
Yeah. I got church fatigue so bad, I could hardly breathe.
by patrick_astronaut October 6, 2013
Get the church fatigue mug.A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.
Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?
Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.
Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.
by Anton H March 15, 2022
Get the Church Creep mug.Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?
DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*
by rachel :DDD January 27, 2008
Get the Church of Rachel mug.An overly religious girl who does anal and oral sex because she thinks it means that she didn’t lose her virginity. She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She usually would go to a private or boarding school. She’s sinned so much, that God can’t even forgive her.
by master1100 May 20, 2018
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