Half-Chub

Halfway till erection time..

You’re giving me a half-chub.

by FuglySwan May 15, 2018

chub nudge

When in the middle of the night you roll over to your girl (or guy) with a hard on and put it in the middle of their back hoping they are DTF at that moment.

Hey sorry about the chub nudge you last night, I was ready to go but I guess you were in a deep sleep.

by Richard Dickins August 19, 2017

chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

chub

something that is illegal but cool or enjoyable.

It was really chub when we ran away from the cops.

by novacasa November 24, 2016

Chub Chub

When a girl has thick thighs & big tits, her stoumach isnt big but she has one.

Daaamn shes so thiccc and got chub chub

by RubbyDicky November 6, 2017

dusty chub

A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'

'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '

by The Dude Abides Stuff November 12, 2018

Chubbed

A complicated term with a myriad of exceptional meanings. Just like the man it's named for.
-When someone does something totally awesome

-slam dunked a QC
-used to own Stonehenge

-assumed the mantle of god emperor and saved all of humanity
-bought a pie for Tim because he had to eat vegan food
-convinced Marvel blue suits have no place against blue screens
-made it to work by 9:15am
-laughed at all Tim's jokes even when they are highly questionable
-says 'leads have needs' to his lead at least once a day

You just Chubbed the hell out of those dimattes

by EboElbo May 18, 2022