jesus H. christ

The H stands for Jesus' favorite fruit, honeydew melon.

"Jesus H. Christ! Will you please shut up already?!"

by LotsaPasta March 25, 2017

Christ Academy

A private school where drama is fluent. This kind of school is like a family however, and dating anyone there is like dating a sibling. Which is gross.

Guy 1: Hey, did you know that school downtown is SUCH a Christ Academy?

by CodyNEmmy May 10, 2009

christeeze

girl who has her own style makin it look easy.

That girl is such a christeeze, I'm jealous.

by Sttteeze January 13, 2010

Christ Almighty

Exclamation used to express shock

Christ almighty, that girl is sexy...

by jmgomez77 October 25, 2016

Gaura Christ

A common alternative to the phrase "Jesus Christ" used by Canadians.

"Gaura Christ! that's a spicy meatball!"

by wikiwitch November 25, 2018

Christ Church

Biggest and best of all the Oxford Colleges, founded by Cardinal Wolsey and subsequently re-founded by Henry VIII. The only College to have a Cathedral as its Chapel. 'Nuff said, really...

Pembroke person: Gosh, I wish Christ Church had accepted me. As it is, I'm stuck in this shithole across the road.

by Randy Rutter October 26, 2005

Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009