1. I thought I was a good person, but I got attacked by two Christians today that told me otherwise.
1. Why is Jimmy reciting the 10 commandments to that girl?
Oh just leave him alone he is having a christian attack.
1. Why is Jimmy reciting the 10 commandments to that girl?
Oh just leave him alone he is having a christian attack.
by ambeauch September 6, 2007
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Uses the music of Satan to defeat his purpose.
Pwns noobs.
Uses the music of Satan to defeat his purpose.
Pwns noobs.
"Have you heard the new Becoming the Archetype? They kick ass. Oh wait, they're not talking about eating babies, I can't listen anymore. Dadgum that gosh darned Christian Death Metal."
by dekken February 20, 2007
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by rapsux May 13, 2005
Get the Christian Conservatives mug.Fucking nursing home-coverted "Non-Denominational" School nestled in the mountains of Stephens City, Virginia, where on the field trip forms they ask you to sign thirty times so they don't get sued, and where your business is everyone's.
Might as well call it Legacy Satanic Slave Academy
Might as well call it Legacy Satanic Slave Academy
Dude 1: Where do you go to school?
Dude 2: The most terrible hellhole on Earth, please kill me.
Dude 1: You mean Legacy Christian Academy?
Dude 2: The most terrible hellhole on Earth, please kill me.
Dude 1: You mean Legacy Christian Academy?
by ThirdEyeGod April 7, 2015
Get the legacy christian academy mug.A genre made up for crap bands like Underoath, Project 86, and Kutless. Despite popular belief, their lyrics have absolutely nothing to do with God. The bands may have one song that makes a brief reference to Jesus but that is all. This is just an excuse to sell their horrible, uninspired music to dumbassed youth group skaters for $18.95 an album at a Christian book store.
Hey, man! I was skating to Underoath yesterday! Their music makes me love Jesus so much! I love christian rock!
by Asshat Hatass May 18, 2007
Get the christian rock mug.Usually a Christian loser from a small town in somewhere like Texas or Florida in the United States, or someone from Northern Ireland, who is dumb enough to read the Bible literally and act upon it. These people are so full of shit that they could make a toilet jealous and are the exact reason why abortion is still legal. They will kill, rape, and encourage others to do the same in the name of God. They are the natural outcrop of a belief in Christianity or the Bible.
The Bible okays some absolutely horrendous things. It approves of slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT, Exodus 21:2-6 NLT, Ephesians 6:5 NLT), ritual human sacrifice (Exodus 13:2, Leviticus 27:28-29), murder and rape (Judges 21:10-24 NLT, Numbers 31:7-18 NLT, Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT), and that fire breathing dragons actually exist (Job 41:1-34 NAS).
Couple that with the fact that religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. Some of that evil is done by Christian Extremists, who will always exist as long as Christianity exists. A true Christian is someone who turns their head, says nothing, and refuses to see that their belief in Christianity causes some of the world’s worst atrocities.
The Bible okays some absolutely horrendous things. It approves of slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT, Exodus 21:2-6 NLT, Ephesians 6:5 NLT), ritual human sacrifice (Exodus 13:2, Leviticus 27:28-29), murder and rape (Judges 21:10-24 NLT, Numbers 31:7-18 NLT, Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT), and that fire breathing dragons actually exist (Job 41:1-34 NAS).
Couple that with the fact that religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. Some of that evil is done by Christian Extremists, who will always exist as long as Christianity exists. A true Christian is someone who turns their head, says nothing, and refuses to see that their belief in Christianity causes some of the world’s worst atrocities.
A Christian Extremist is retarded enough to believe that the earth was made by God (creationists or intelligent designers), ignorant to the point where they want their own religion intermingled in school (like giving the government the power to control your religion is ever a good idea), or killing others in the name of God (who specifically said, Thou Shall Not Kill). The best part of these people ran down their mother's leg.
by Becky Fischer August 6, 2008
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Christian atheists believe in the morals that Christ taught, but reject that he was the Son of God
Christian atheists believe in the morals that Christ taught, but reject that he was the Son of God
Melissa considered herself a Christian Atheist, she loved the idea to love one another but did not beleive Jesus was the Saviour.
by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006
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