beats the shit out of their children 

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

beats the shit out of their children by borbtimble June 8, 2019

Ghost Children 

Ghost Children are the counterparts of fans of the Smashing Pumpkins in the alternate world of Glass and the Machines of God.
Fans of Glass and the Machines of God are Ghost Children.

What role do the Ghost Children play in the fable of Glass and the Machines of God?

Ghost Children by moonbug November 17, 2006

for the children 

A common exclamatory phrase, originating in Milwaukee, WI. Used when something is considered important.

Hey man I really need a ride

Why are you calling me? Im busy

Please bro, for the children

...Ok fine

for the children by 2012 Mayans January 1, 2012

lenin's children 

immature wannabe intellectual, likes to believe they are special and that their rights are in constant danger by "the man".
Lenin's Children often mask their sedition under the banner of "human rights"

That activist who always preaches ideas that dont make sense under the microscope of logic.
People like that are lenin's children

lenin's children by Jonathan Maxwell July 12, 2006

knuckle children 

rapid masterbation someone your hot for until you ejaculate.

"damn dude that girl made me loose my shit I went home after ward and made some knuckle children"

knuckle children by charles names(matthew kovatch gets the credit for the term) August 6, 2007

Souvenir Children 

1)Offspring from different relationships.
2) having several children each with a different last name

Her souvenir children are the lasting reminders from each true love, and full child support from each father.

Souvenir Children by Jprattmac November 24, 2016

sloar-children

Subhuman, halfblood, spectrum; Typically referring to the fuck-trophies of mothers who get more dick than the men's bathroom at a titty-bar.

I shook my head in disbelief, as the ugly little sloar-children climbed into my early 1980's van and asked where I kept the candy.

sloar-children by Ve12itas June 24, 2017