Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.

This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist

by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023

Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

by Joebeardski September 23, 2023

Large chair

A large chair is a chair that is bigger than a regular chair ,but smaller than a couch.

Tom:” Me and the wife just bought a large chair”.
Larry:”Dang I love large chairs. I say they are better than any couch”.

by A possum possum January 1, 2021

put on the chair

(To be): to be given the death penalty by electrocution

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021

Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021

Purple chair

The color of the chair is purple to represent the Loss of a son or daughter loss to overdose on drugs.

Looking over across the table to carissas empty purple chair which was painted purple to represent the loss of my sis due to drugs .

by stylepoints420 July 14, 2022

Leather Chair

When a hot young chick rides an old weathered man sitting upright and she sticks to his wrinkled bronzed skin.

Amber got that good leather chair from Richard last night.

by SlipperyNicki July 1, 2022